How to Kill Your Executive Assistant...and Not Get Caught
As you either know (because you know me) or could guess by reading my grumblings here here, my executive assistant (EA from now on) is a large pain in my ass. I think she has now made it her mission in life to make my worklife miserable.
Between the incessant LOUD personal phone calls on company lines, cell phone calls, changing ring tones on her cell phone, writing papers for her night class and other irritating things that obviously should not be done on work time, she still manages to piss me off by shirking responsibility for anything and everything, asking stupid questions and being incompetent in general.
Therefore, I have decided that I must devise a way to kill her.
But, be warned, I like my job and my life...so I can't get caught. Monday I was thinking that death by suffocation from her own cell phone being shoved down her throat would be appropriate. Today I'm thinking it may be more fun to incorporate a stapler.
Any ideas out there?