Matt & Caff
Ok, so much for the witty titles...as if they ever were.
MATT: I am never, ever, going to name a child Matthew or any variation thereof. My best friend from high school married a Matthew. Maria's dating one. I've interviewed a Matthew for the assistant position I'm trying to to fill. I just realized I'm interviewing another Matthew today. Enough, already!
CAFFiene: Being the silly girl that I am, I gave up caffiene for Lent. At the time, I thought there could be nothing worse than living without coffee. But once I got past the withdrawl headaches three days later , living without coffee turned out to be not so bad. Until I was so kindly reminded that chocolate contains caffiene. Uh huh, I'm an idiot. And an addict. And living without chocolate OR coffee may be bearable, but BOTH!? I'm just insane.